• Helmut-Zilk-Platz - Topics: Maria-Christina / Albert of Saxony-Teschen / Isabella of Parma / Joseph II - lesbian, letters.
• Vienna State Opera - Topics:
  Gustav Mahler / Alma Mahler-Werfel (1879 - 1961), genius sperm tastes different, Klimt courted her in 1896, then affair with music teacher Zemlinsky, 1902 marriage to Gustav Mahler (1860 - 1911)
  1910 Walter Gropius affair (1883 - 1969) - Bauhaus
  1912 Oskar Kokoschka affair (1886 - 1980), pregnant, abortion against his will, 1915 - 1920 marriage Walter Gropius, 1917 Franz Werfel affair (1890 - 1945), 1918 Kokoschka sex doll Munich doll maker Hermine Moos - disappointed, doll destroyed, 1919 - 1945 Before Franz Werfel.
• Josefsplatz - Topics: Statue of Joseph II (1741 - 1790) (Isabella of Parma note husband), Joseph often a customer on the Spittelberg (140 houses, 70 of which were brothels), strict emperor, chastity commissions, whores had to sweep streets - as a result of riot or crowd, then work inside, not outside in public.
• Augustinerkirche - Topics:
  Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette (12 rings) per procurationem
  Napoleon and Marie-Louise, per procurationem, meeting March 1810 Compiegne, marriage in a carriage
  accomplished, she liked it. Napoleon (1.69 meters) to Josephine don’t wash up, I’ll come soon,
  1821 Napoleon’s death, St. Helena, British autopsy, penis cut off, 1927 $3000 sold, 1977 $100,000 private property, only 10 people seen since 1977! :)
• Stallburg - Topics: Hüsteleck - prostitution in the 19th century
• Michaelerplatz - Haydn 1797 imperial anthem here, bad marriage, 11 years affair with Luigia Polzelli, bad voice, good lover, her husband bad violinist, Haydn protection.
• Looshaus - Modernism - Adolf Loos (1870 - 1933), 1928 trial, 4 months probation.
• The Hofburg - Topics:
  Franz Joseph I (1830 - 1916) and Sisi (1837 - 1898) (Franz Joseph I nickname of old Prochaszka) Elisabeth Countess Ugarte (1822 - 1896) = one of the hygiene councils = name for sex teachers Anna Nahowski (15 at the first contact! And already married) 1860 - 1931 FJ at first contact “But you walk diligently,” her daughter marries Alban Berg = Helene Berg.
• Graben and Kohlmarkt - Topics:
  Wallnerstrasse 3 “Kaiserhaus”, Palais Franz Stephan as emperor, financially successful, fathered 16 children with Maria Theresia, still energy for further affairs - often in the Kaiserhaus, Maria Theresia very jealous.
  1770 Casanova in Vienna. Reported on Viennese superstition = rub penis with bacon = no diseases! Prints educational pamphlets posted in the city, he recommends
  Condom = English overcoat (sheep intestine), condoms prohibited until 1875.
• Graben - Plague column - 1679, 12,000 deaths, 15% population - Dear Augustin - sexual debauchery (impending death) common during the epidemics (Abraham a sancta Clara railed against it)
  Magistrate drawn with a chalk line (= border) where pleasure trades / trench nymphs march. Therefore “go on the grain”. Ditch nymphs were expensive; often referred to as white seamstresses, famous matchmaker Johanna
  Wolf. Customers: Crown Prince Rudolf, Wilhelm II, Edward VII
  Prostitution: huge issue, huge need 70% men to 30 unmarried!
  Around 1870 Vienna 600,000 inhabitants and approx. 20,000 prostitutes, now 3,500 at 1.9 million
• St. Stephen’s Cathedral - Topics: giant gate = pop art look, people thirst for colors and music. Regulations / prohibitions MA / modern times of dissolute things in the cathedral, playing, making music, whores,
  Schachern etc. Note: song = evil.
  Show penis / vulva on the west facade - fertility - superstition, women want to have children, penis side, men on vulva side. In MA - abortions or still births WITHOUT baptism! Found during excavations, hundreds of baby skeletons.
  Mothers there illegally buried babies below the Speier Gargoylen on the ridge.
  Fiaker: Up until 1888 there were also mustards in Vienna; Fiaker special porcelain tour = mobile hourly hotel.

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