Explore the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots with a comedian guide. Laugh, learn, and get spooked on this unique tour.
Explore the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots with a comedian guide. Laugh, learn, and get spooked on this unique tour.
- Jackson Square - The tour begins here, where participants will discover why New Orleans is known as the city of the dead.
- St. Louis Cathedral - The group will stroll down Pirate’s Alley beside St. Louis Cathedral to discuss the renowned New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
- Boutique du Vampyre - Attendees will explore the lore of New…
- Jackson Square - The tour begins here, where participants will discover why New Orleans is known as the city of the dead.
- St. Louis Cathedral - The group will stroll down Pirate’s Alley beside St. Louis Cathedral to discuss the renowned New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
- Boutique du Vampyre - Attendees will explore the lore of New Orleans vampires, uncover the location of the secret vampire speakeasy, and, if time permits, visit the vampire store!
- Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop Bar - A restroom and bar break will be taken at the oldest continuously operating bar in the United States.
- Old Ursuline Convent Museum - The tour concludes here, where the legend of the vampire brides confined on the third floor will be explored.

- No entrance fees at any locations
- No entrance fees at any locations
- Alcoholic beverages
- Carbonated beverages
- Bottled water
- Alcoholic beverages
- Carbonated beverages
- Bottled water
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Join a comedian for an intimate, spooky, and humorous tour of the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots!
Love to laugh? Fascinated by dark history? This tour is perfect for you!
Public executions, vampires, eerie women, a mischievous ghost – we have it all!
The guide is a stand-up comedian and actor who has been…
Tragedy + Time = Comedy
Join a comedian for an intimate, spooky, and humorous tour of the French Quarter’s dark history and haunted spots!
Love to laugh? Fascinated by dark history? This tour is perfect for you!
Public executions, vampires, eerie women, a mischievous ghost – we have it all!
The guide is a stand-up comedian and actor who has been moonlighting as a tour guide since 2018.
Guests often say, “It’s like drunk history, but the guide isn’t drunk… that’s just their personality!”
There will be a bathroom/bar break halfway through.
The tour is kept small with no more than ten guests. The guide is not a sheep herder. Due to the intimate group size, gratuities are always appreciated.
Book the tour and let the spirits and the guide entertain you!
*Age requirements: 18+. If you have a cool kid who loves the macabre, send a message to see if the tour is suitable for them.
The tour happens rain or shine.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.