• St. Florian’s Gate - Prepare to laugh as you delve into Poland’s fascinating history while standing before the medieval city walls. It’s bound to be an enjoyable and unforgettable experience!
• Krakow’s Rynek Glowny Central Square - The development of European medieval cities explained in the most amusing way ever :))))
• Church of St. Peter and St. Paul - Learn about the Krakovians’ survival strategies during the catastrophic Mongol invasion in the 13th century, and discover their clever hiding places that kept them safe from the fierce enemy. Additionally, explore baroque architecture as the Roman Catholic response to Renaissance humanist trends with the theme “The God is back.”
• Church of St. Bernard of Siena - A trunk brimming with delectable Polish treats, including sausages, cheese, vodka, pickles, and sweets, for a food tasting.
• Wawel Royal Castle - Discover Poland’s most renowned castle, Wawel, and its 1000-year history as a royal residence. Enjoy the stunning views of the Vistula river and Krakow.

• Carbonated beverages
• Surreal local jokes
• Vodkas
• Snacks

Explore Krakow’s Castle and the Old Town with our entertaining guides. We offer an innovative way of presenting history that doesn’t involve boring facts but rather a simple explanation of historical processes with plenty of humorous gags. As locals who have lived here our entire lives, we dislike standardized and dull sightseeing tours. Instead, we aim to teach you about the ‘Polish spirit’ and share plenty of surreal local jokes to make your experience unforgettable. We will provide vodka and local snacks to ensure a smooth route to enhance your cultural experience.

• The tour’s allotted time includes the transfer time between locations, which involves walking.

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.